When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that being shredded was the...– John Clennon (via ninomusca)
blondesquats: realgirlsliftheavy: blondesquats: Oh my god Becky, look at her biceps they’re like so big. She looks like one of those bodybuilders girlfriends. Who even understands those bodybuilders anyway They only talk to her because she looks like a total weightlifter k. I mean, her biceps, are just so big.
avo-lifts: Person: Wow, you look really tone! Have you been toning? Me: Don’t ever fucking say that to me.
Fuck school, all I wanna do is eat broccoli and...
be-a-shreddedkunt-or-die-mirin: blondesquats: all i want to do is make gains and eat pizza all i want to do is look at butts and watch porn
Argument I heard on the bus
Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.